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Day: April 26, 2025

Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her 🤷‍♂️.”
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Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her 🤷‍♂️.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kerry King spills the tea ☕ (or should we say tequila 🍹) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

🤰 “Gestation” Video From “Alien: Earth” Will Ruin Pregnancy Forever – Baby Showers Will Never Be the Same! 😱
🛸 FX’s “Alien: Earth”: Gen Z vs. Xenomorphs – The Apocalypse No Filter Can Save! 📸
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🤰 “Gestation” Video From “Alien: Earth” Will Ruin Pregnancy Forever – Baby Showers Will Never Be the Same! 😱

FinnApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Well, buckle up, America, because FX has finally dropped the first explosive trailer for “Alien: Earth”—along with a poster that…

Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? 🙄🎸🎤
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Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? 🙄🎸🎤

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…

Oh, Canada, eh? 🇨🇦 Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴
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Oh, Canada, eh? 🇨🇦 Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald’s In 3rd Round
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Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald’s In 3rd Round

FinnApril 26, 2025

GREEN BAY, WI — After free falling out of the first two rounds, Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🙄 David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

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