In a world where artificial intelligence has already learned to write poetry, paint pictures, and even cook borscht, the time has come for a new chapter — AI blackmail. The global streaming platform Deezer finds itself at the center of a musical apocalypse as thousands of users begin uploading AI-generated music to the service. 🎶🤖
Every day, more than 20,000 tracks, entirely created by artificial intelligence, are uploaded to the platform. This accounts for about 18% of all uploaded content, which is more than previously reported. In response, Deezer launched an advanced AI-based music detection tool to remove such content from algorithmic recommendations. But, as they say, “for every action, there’s a reaction” — users took it as a challenge and started uploading even more tracks, threatening to flood the servers with music in the style of Katy Perry’s latest album. 🎤
The situation is heating up, and now everyone is waiting to see when the AI terrorists will start making their demands. Perhaps they’ll want their tracks played on every radio station in the world, or demand that Katy Perry record a duet with their neural network? 🤔 In any case, this showdown promises to be thrilling, and we eagerly await its outcome.
Meanwhile, Deezer users are enjoying the musical chaos, and the platform is struggling to cope with the influx of AI content. Who knows, maybe in the future, we’ll see neural networks composing music for movies or even creating their own bands. For now, we can only speculate on what will happen next in this exciting story. 🎸
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Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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