**Holi Festival: A Colorful Chaos in Dupont Circle!** 🌈✨
Join the Indian Embassy for a wild celebration of the Holi Festival in Dupont Circle Park on **Saturday, March 7th, 2026, from 12:00-4:00 p.m.** 🎉 Expect traditional dancers, a live DJ spinning upbeat Indian tunes, and enough powder to make a rainbow jealous. 🌈💃
The party kicks off with cultural dancing by Studio Dhoom (because why not?), followed by masala chai and sweets to keep you energized. 🥳 From 2:00-4:00 p.m., it’s all-out chaos: music, dancing, and powder throwing galore! 🎶💥
**Pro tip:** Buy your powder in advance via Eventbrite—no powder sales at the event (sorry, last-minute planners!). 🚫🧨 Powder sales are now closed, so don’t blame us if you’re powder-less. 😅
RSVP to secure your spot and get ready to celebrate the Festival of Colors, where good triumphs over evil and everyone’s a target. 🎯 Happy Holi! 🎉
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