Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don’t Actually Know What ‘Ceasefire’ Means

   

ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the Strait of Hormuz, threatening to target vessels who who seek to travel the waters without first coordinating with their armed forces, and firing missiles at five different countries, Iranian envoys meeting with the U.S. expressed embarrassment before finally admitting they had no idea what “ceasefire” actually means.

  ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the Strait of Hormuz, threatening to target vessels who who seek to travel the waters without first coordinating with their armed forces, and firing missiles at five different countries, Iranian envoys meeting with the U.S. expressed embarrassment before finally admitting they had no idea what “ceasefire” actually means. Read More

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