Students from a Mississippi school banded together to prevent their bus from crashing after their driver blacked out from an asthma attack. What do you think?
“I hope they were all disciplined for getting out of their seats while the bus was still in motion.”
Addison Chan, Molasses Bottler
“All buses and cars should come with a backup kid for safety.”
Remy Dubois, Salamander Expert
“Not my child. I raised him to accept his fate.”
Nico Mahoney, Poster Hanger
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Students from a Mississippi school banded together to prevent their bus from crashing after their driver blacked out from an asthma attack. What do you think?
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
