**OMG! 🙄 “I Love House Music Chicago” is throwing a FREE rave at Navy Pier Beer Garden, 700 E Grand Ave, Chicago, IL 60611, on June 8th, 2025, 3pm-8:15pm! 🤣 Terry Hunter, Mike Dunn, Gene Hunt & more will be there. RSVP doesn’t guarantee entry, so show up EARLY! 🏃♀️💨**
All ages are welcome! Food is available…for purchase, duh. 🍔🍕 There’s an after-party at Vu Rooftop, 22nd floor, 7pm-1:30am. 💃🕺 Text them for DISCOUNTS! 🤑 Sign up for their email list! 📧 Follow them on TikTok! 🤪 Basically, sell your soul for house music. 😈
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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