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San Jose Career Fair: Desperate Millennials Line Up for Unpaid Internships

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t just look for a job, peasants! CONNECT! 🔗 Career Fair Connection is here to match your resume to…something. Maybe. 😉**

Dress professionally (like you own a suit, LOL). Bring a resume (as if that helps). Advance applications and interview scheduling are available…for SOME. Email your resume to [email protected] NOW! 🤣

Research employers? Register first, duh! 🙄 List provided THE WEEK BEFORE. Location? Somewhere. Date? Sometime. Check https://careerfairconnection.com/applicants/ for deets. Good luck finding a job, noob! 😜

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