7 Surprising Findings From Trump’s Physical
President Trump completed his annual physical at Walter Reed yesterday, earning a clean bill of health — but with a…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Get A Load Of This White-Knighting SIMP Saving A Princess From A Dragon
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China Trade War Update: Trump Classifies Panda Express As Domestic Terror Organization
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Hush Falls Over Crowd After Bagel Tears ACL In Jumbotron Race
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