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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To ‘Whites-Only’ Section Of Heaven
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Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To ‘Whites-Only’ Section Of Heaven

Finn McFrameMay 22, 2025

PEARLY GATES — According to Heavenly sources, Saint Peter had an unexpected run-in this week with a self-proclaimed Christian nationalist,…

Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably

Finn McFrameMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…

The Onion

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

Finn McFrameMay 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a…

New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments
Babylon Bee

New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments

Finn McFrameMay 22, 2025

MERIDIAN, MI — A new streaming service designed for the more conservative and legalistic members of the Churches of Christ…

Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)
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Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)

Finn McFrameMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Hold onto your barstools, folks, because the big man, the legend, the *Norm* himself, George Wendt, has apparently kicked the…

Faithful Dog Refuses To Move From Spot Where He Killed Beloved Owner
The Onion

Faithful Dog Refuses To Move From Spot Where He Killed Beloved Owner

Finn McFrameMay 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMINNEAPOLIS—Moved by the animal’s unwavering devotion, sources confirmed Wednesday that local 4-year-old cocker spaniel Biscuit refused to move…

No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips
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No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips

Finn McFrameMay 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — IN a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s “No Tax On Tips” bill passed…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

Finn McFrameMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…

The Onion

Relationship Experts Recommend Saying ‘I Love You’ Even If You Don’t Mean It

Finn McFrameMay 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionORLANDO, FL—Emphasizing that it’s just words, after all, a team of relationship experts issued a recommendation Thursday that…

10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
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10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.

Finn McFrameMay 19, 2025

As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will…

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