‘I Have A Name,’ Sighs Man Known As Ethiopian Eunuch
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Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Iceberger King
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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
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Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
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