Colombia President Claims Cocaine No Worse Than Whiskey
Read MoreThe OnionColombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’
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Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes
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Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half
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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
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Trump Asks Which One The Ball
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Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake
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Candy Company Introduces New, Even Noisier Wrappers For Opening In Church
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NFL Confirms Players Will Still Wear ‘Fight Bigotry’ Jockstraps
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