Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…
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Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
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Bam Margera Nixes Jackass Reunion Amid Johnny Knoxville Feud
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…
Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another game to add to the ever-growing pile of “it’s like Dark…
Fairgoers Hospitalized Amid Scorching Temperatures At State Fair
The Great American State Fair was suspended Friday due to excessive heat, but not before DC Fire and EMS treated…
Oasis Drops First Look At Don’t Look Back in Anger Doc
Oasis have revealed the first teaser trailer for Don’t Look Back in Anger, the upcoming Steven Knight documentary chronicling the…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie The Knot In Secret Ceremony
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce officially tied the knot during a wedding ceremony held Friday, July 3rd, at Madison Square…
Beyoncé Drops Surprise New Single Morning Dew Donk
Beyoncé has returned with “MORNING DEW (DONK),” a surprise new song that marks her first release in two years. Written…
Rob Reiner Slams Trump in Posthumous TV Guest Spot
The final sketch of Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness’ second episode featured some big deal guest stars alongside…