Lot Tells His Salt Pillar Wife She Should Drink More Water
ZOAR — In an attempt to help her find a homeopathic solution to her excessive sodium levels, local patriarch Lot…
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Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50
DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and for a small additional fee of…
For His Next Fight, Jake Paul To Challenge The Exhumed Corpse Of Muhammad Ali
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike
GORGOROTH, MORDOR — Orcs have banded together in protest of King Aragorn following his coronation in Minas Tirith, announcing a…
Alex Jones And 10 Other Exciting Trump Cabinet Picks
Donald Trump has been re-elected, and it’s time for Trump to assemble a new team of brilliant minds to serve…
BREAKING: Arizona Announces They Have Counted Another Ballot
PHOENIX, AZ — Election authorities in Arizona proudly announced today that their round-the-clock efforts have at last resulted in another…
Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss
U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he…
Rosie O’Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike
MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump’s victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O’Donnell…
Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected
Trump is now President-Elect and we are now living in the Handmaid’s Tale and all our rights are gone and…
4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term
U.S. — Controversy erupted today following Donald Trump’s landslide election victory, as Democrats admitted that Trump actually won in 2020…