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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise move, President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Skeletor, longtime archnemesis…

GOTHAM CITY — Batman has officially traded in the Batmobile for a Tesla Cybertruck.   Read MoreBabylon Bee

U.S. — In an effort to address recent violence, the United States Army has decided to begin asking applicants if…

TUSTIN, CA — A previously lost episode of the beloved children’s classic VeggieTales has surfaced that depicts a young Dave,…

FORKSVILLE, PA — As part of a new hardline stance being taken to start the new year, a local Presbyterian…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Looking for authentic sushi at a reasonable price? Look elsewhere. Bushido Sushi may look the part,…

U.S. — As the investigations continued into the deadly events of the new year, FBI agents were reportedly baffled that…

The start of the new year is traditionally a time when people make their resolutions to better themselves. While many…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a formal statement, the FBI has called on Internet sleuths, particularly X users, to please stop…

RED BLUFF, CA — As people ring in the new year by taking on resolutions meant to improve their lives,…