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Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
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Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…

Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)
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Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Bumblefoot, the guy who played guitar in Guns N’ Roses for, like, five minutes, is now telling us all about…

DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)
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DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

OMG! Doro Pesch, the self-proclaimed German metal queen (more like metal court jester, amirite? 😂), has graced us with a…

Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
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Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…

Gavin Rossdale’s Lyrical Genius (Finally) Unveiled: ‘I Beat Loneliness’ (Probably)
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Gavin Rossdale’s Lyrical Genius (Finally) Unveiled: ‘I Beat Loneliness’ (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Gavin Rossdale from BUSH (yes, *that* BUSH) just dropped some profound wisdom on Baltimore’s 98…

DORO, Queen of Leather & Surprisingly Buoyant Seafaring Anthems, Drops New Banger This Friday (Prepare to Be Seasick)
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DORO, Queen of Leather & Surprisingly Buoyant Seafaring Anthems, Drops New Banger This Friday (Prepare to Be Seasick)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Okay, so apparently the “Metal Queen” Doro Pesch (who?) is dropping a new single called “Warriors Of The Sea” this…

Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?
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Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Katy Perry, bless her heart (and her ticket sales), has apparently forgotten what a microphone is for and…

STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness
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STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Former ICED EARTH throat-warbler Stu Block, the guy who left faster than Jon Schaffer could say “QAnon,” apparently…

P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords
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P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Marcos Curiel from P.O.D. (Still a band?!) gave an interview where he basically said they’re musical geniuses who…

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San Jose Career Fair: Desperate Millennials Line Up for Unpaid Internships

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t just look for a job, peasants! CONNECT! 🔗 Career Fair Connection is here to match your resume…

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