Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…
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Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…
Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Razer just dropped their “thinnest and most powerful” Blade laptop yet! 🙄 I’m sure it’s…
TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic
Okay, hold onto your hats, folks, because TECNO just dropped a whole heap of “innovations” at Computex 2025 that are…
Kelly Clarkson’s “Where Have You Been” Lyrics: A Deep Dive (Into Obviousness) 😂🧐🤔
OMG! 😱 Kelly Clarkson, bless her heart, is back with a new single called “Where Have You Been,” and it’s…
TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
Your Friends & Neighbors’ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. 🙄 I mean, seriously? 6.5?…
“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
OMG! 🙄 ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…
Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…
Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
OMG! 😱 Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. 🙄 But…
Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!
Millennium Media has officially announced the development of John Rambo, a prequel to the classic First Blood. Set during the…