10 Totally Based Changes Mark Zuckerberg Is Bringing To Facebook
As though scales fell from Mark Zuckerberg’s eyes, the tech magnate unveiled a set of changes that will be made…
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‘It’s Too Expensive To Have Kids,’ Says Woman Whose Ancestors Raised 11 Kids In A Two-bedroom House
VENTURA, CA — Local woman Sarah Carter, whose ancestors once raised 11 kids in a 2-bedroom house, recently told her…
Matrix 5 Chaos: Will Smith Turns Set Into Slap Fest! 🤯🎥
The highly anticipated fifth installment of the iconic sci-fi series «Matrix» has already descended into chaos — and filming has…
Justin Trudeau Resigns
Read MoreThe OnionCanadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau resigned as polls indicated that his Liberal Party was set to be trounced…
Biden Issues Imminent Terrorist Threat Warning Due To The 11 Terrorists He Just Released From Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a rare televised address from the Oval Office, President Biden warned the American public of an…
Trump Announces Plan To Rename The Moon ‘Space America’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a little less than two weeks to go before the inauguration, President-elect Donald Trump has just…
Wife Bestows Medal Of Honor On Husband For Loading Dishwasher
BOISE, ID — A great honor was awarded in a humble family home this week as a wife bestowed a…
Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna
Read MoreThe OnionTOKYO—Working for nearly eight hours to bring the record-setting catch aboard, a group of Japanese fishermen reportedly reeled…
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
Read MoreThe OnionKOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall…
The Babylon Bee Has Obtained The Official White House Schedule For The Final Two Weeks Of Biden’s Presidency
The day is fast approaching when Joe Biden will depart from the White House. With only two short weeks remaining…