Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After briefly listening to former Vice President Kamala Harris speak, survivors of the Los Angeles fires…
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Oasis Reunion Drama: Pete Doherty Wants In – But They Think He’s a Drunken Plumber 🍷
In the world of Britpop reunions, where egos clash and tambourines fly, a new drama has emerged: Pete Doherty, former…
Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%. Read…
Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home
SAN DIEGO, CA — As President Trump issued an order requiring all government employees to return to work in person,…
Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi
U.S. — With the uproar over President Donald Trump returning to the White House with a flurry of sweeping actions,…
Black Market Organ Dealer Tired Of Being Asked If He’s Seen ‘Squid Game’
Read MoreThe OnionJACKSONVILLE, FL—Saying he had grown irritated with all the people who wanted to know if his occupation was…
EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Picture Of The Note Biden Left For Trump
In another incredible exclusive scoop, the Babylon Bee investigative team has obtained a picture of the note Biden left for…
12 Horrifying Nazi Symbols From Trump’s Inauguration
In case you haven’t heard, the United States is now obviously run by Nazis. How obvious, you ask? If you…