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Day: January 11, 2025

Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour
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Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris continued to get the worst of the exchanges as a heated argument with…

Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom
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Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — With Governor Gavin Newsom facing withering criticism over his preparations for wildfires, the Delta Smelt Fish Association…

Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City
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Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

MANHATTAN, NY — In another disgusting display of judicial activism, progressive judge Juan Merchan released a man convicted of 34…

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