Miracle: Worship Leader Plays Hymn As It Was Written
TULSA, OK — Congregants at a local church were witnesses to what many people described as a divine act as…
Day: January 13, 2025
Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As he enters his last week as Commander in Chief of the United States, President Joe Biden…
Republican Hipster Says He Wanted To Annex Greenland Way Before Trump Made It Mainstream
AUSTIN, TN — After news broke that the president-elect was serious about negotiating to purchase the Danish-controlled island in the…
California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the devastation spread and the death toll continued to rise with firefighters working tirelessly to…
Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico
Read MoreThe OnionAt least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45…
Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed…
🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱
Gaming studios across the globe are reportedly abandoning the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) philosophy, causing a stir in both…
Tips For Supporting New Parents
Read MoreThe OnionAdjusting to life with a newborn is a formidable task. The Onion presents tips for supporting the new…
Historic Wildfires Ravage Los Angeles
Read MoreThe OnionAt least five fires across the Los Angeles area, including one in Hollywood Hills, scorched more than 45…
Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Revealing a steep decline in the populace’s knowledge of its own country, a distressing survey commissioned Monday by…