Meet The One Person Who Has Never Done A Hitler Salute
CASPER, WY — Amid the uproar over people accusing Elon Musk of giving a Nazi sign following Donald Trump’s inauguration,…
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Incoming Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has voiced strong opposition to seed oils. Can he get…
Clever Immigrant Evades Trump’s Deportation Efforts By Not Raping, Murdering, Stealing, Or Entering Country Illegally
EL PASO, TX — As part of a genius plot to avoid President Trump’s deportation efforts, a local immigrant has…
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Trump Deemed Unfit For Political Office After Doing What He Promised
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mainstream media outlets deemed President Donald Trump unfit for office this week after he was witnessed doing…
Artist Profile: Bad Bunny
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Kamala Harris Excited To Begin New Career As Obscure Trivia Answer
LOS ANGELES, CA — Though insiders said leaving office was a difficult experience for Kamala Harris, the former vice president…