🚑 Mission: Impossible Premiere Causes Chaos — Fans Can’t Handle the Truth! 🤯
The Hollywood hype machine has outdone itself yet again. At the recent press screening of «Mission: Impossible — The Final…
Day: January 21, 2025
Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Looking back over his legacy, sources said now-former President Joe Biden consoled himself with the fact that,…
Mark David Chapman Decides To Just Go With It After Receiving January 6 Pardon
Read MoreThe OnionBEEKMAN, NY—Upon receiving the news that his name had somehow been included in an executive order granting clemency…
Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute
METROPOLIS — The hero once thought of by many as the defender of truth, justice, and the American way found…
Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency
U.S. — As Joe Biden’s term came to a close, Americans across the country admitted that they were actually pretty…
Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade appeared first on The…
Clump Of Cells Dies At 67
NEW YORK — A clump of cells became no longer viable earlier this week at the age of 67. Read…
Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with…
Better Copulate Than Never
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Better Copulate Than Never appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed…
🏳️🌈🏴☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯
The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…