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Day: January 18, 2025

Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head
Babylon Bee

Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head

FinnJanuary 18, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning declaration, President Biden has unilaterally added a new amendment to the Constitution, officially making…

FDA Bans Red Food Dye
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FDA Bans Red Food Dye

FinnJanuary 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe U.S. Food and Drug Administration has banned the use of red dye No. 3 in food, beverages,…

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