Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first official act as Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth announced today that all women in…
Day: January 25, 2025
Instagram Algorithm Senses Wife Tired, In Bed, Ready To Buy Whatever
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The algorithm that dictates ads on Instagram sprang into action as Rachel Myers settled into…
Pete Hegseth Celebrates Confirmation With Epic Keg Stand
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly minted Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth celebrated his confirmation by performing an absolutely sick keg stand.…