10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires
As the world continued to look on in shock at the devastation being caused by multiple wildfires ravaging Southern California,…
Day: January 9, 2025
Meta To End Fact-Checking
Read MoreThe OnionMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced the company is abandoning the use of independent fact checkers, replacing them with…
Notorious Grooming Gang Votes To Not Investigate Itself
LONDON — Public outrage over the scandal related to allegations of ongoing abuse of children intensified in the United Kingdom…
Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Admitting that he regretted his actions given the devastation wrought by wildfires through much of the Los…
Problem Solved: Newsom Announces Plan To Make Fire Illegal
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom neatly addressed California’s wildfire problem earlier today by announcing that fire will finally be…
Aww: Trump Announces He Will Let Barron Pick First Country To Invade
U.S. — Donald Trump revealed his sensitive side this week when he announced he would let his son Barron pick…
Nexus Mods Deletes Trump Mod – But Keeps Rainbow Flags?! 🎭🎮
The gaming world has been shaken by a scandal that could only exist in the bizarre intersection of politics and…
Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter’s funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few…
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Justin Trudeau
Read MoreThe OnionAfter nearly a decade as prime minister, Justin Trudeau announced his resignation this week. The Onion sat down…
Biden Comforts Fire Victims By Telling About How He Once Ordered A Steak Medium But It Was Served Well Done
LOS ANGELOS, CA — In the wake of the flaming devastation of California, President Biden offered fire victims a comforting…