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Day: February 18, 2025

The Onion

Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Charging across the street in order to find out “what this motherfucker’s problem is,” local drunk man Garrett…

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