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Day: February 9, 2025

Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake
Babylon Bee

Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake

FinnFebruary 9, 2025

NEW ORLEANS, LA — The Philadelphia Eagles were flagged for roughing the passer before the Super Bowl even got underway,…

Candy Company Introduces New, Even Noisier Wrappers For Opening In Church
Babylon Bee

Candy Company Introduces New, Even Noisier Wrappers For Opening In Church

FinnFebruary 9, 2025

U.S. — The Brach’s Candy company announced the release of new, noisier candy wrappers for opening during the middle of…

The Onion

NFL Confirms Players Will Still Wear ‘Fight Bigotry’ Jockstraps

FinnFebruary 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW ORLEANS—Insisting their opposition to all forms of prejudice had not changed despite recent events, the NFL confirmed…

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