Hooters Bankruptcy Deals Heavy Blow To Nation’s Creepy, Middle-Aged Weirdos
U.S. — The creepy, middle-aged weirdos of America were dealt a harsh blow today as the Hooters franchise announced it…
Day: February 22, 2025
Bummed About That Hockey Game? Here Are 21 Things America Is Better At Than Canada
Are you a little sad that Canada won that hockey game the other night? Well, cheer up, friend: here are…
Unbelievable: Forgotten Icon or New Simpsons Character? Jessica Simpson Is Back! 🤣🍩🎶
Attention, pop culture and meme enthusiasts! After a 15-year creative hiatus—during which singer Jessica Simpson was all but forgotten except…
‘Wow, That’s Super Disturbing,’ Says Satan Watching Hamas Parade
HELL — Upon watching Hamas parade the bodies of murdered babies in celebration, Satan came away unsettled by the grotesque…
Congressional Gridlock After DOGE Fires Only Government Employee With Key To Capitol
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional work has come to a complete standstill after the Department of Government Efficiency fired the only…