10 Suspicious Names Still On Social Security Rolls
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency is still in the process of combing through the records of the Social Security…
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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—With thousands of aircraft suddenly falling out of the sky after the power was turned off, President Donald…
Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
CHICAGO, IL — Yet another batch of heathy vegan food was painstakingly synthesized using 957 chemicals earlier today at the…
Disney Is Abandoning DEI – Here Are 10 Based Changes They’re Making
Disney announced last week they would be discontinuing their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion hiring practices, a giant move away from…
The Trump Admin Says Dept. Of Education Should Be Dis Mantled. This Is Why Their Mistaken
Following a tumultuous — and some may say — reckless — three weeks gutting government agencies vital in running our…
CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase
Read MoreThe OnionThe post CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Congress Warns Trump’s Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump’s efforts to end the war in Ukraine…
Legion Of Doom Condemns JD Vance Speech
SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the…
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week…
Nolan’s «Odyssey» is Already the Best Film Ever – and It Hasn’t Even Released Yet! 🤯🔥
Hollywood’s most self-serious director, Christopher Nolan, is at it again – this time tackling the ancient Greek epic «Odyssey» with…