10 Inefficiencies In Government Computer Systems Identified By DOGE Workers
The Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency has been on the warpath against federal waste and turning over every seedy…
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Local Episcopal Church Announces 327 New Bible Study Groups For All The Genders
CINCINNATI, OH — St. Arthwyn’s Episcopal Church of Cincinnati has just expanded its discipleship offerings with 327 new Bible study…
Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Trump declared that the United States should seize control of Gaza and permanently displace the entire Palestinian…
All Senate Confirmation Votes Delayed Until Mitch McConnell Unfreezes Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The senate was forced to delay further confirmation votes for Trump’s cabinet this week, clarifying that all…
🎮 Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Causes Internet Traffic Jams — Torrents Collapse!
A rare phenomenon in the world of digital entertainment — a game without anti-piracy protection has caused internet traffic jams!…
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to…
Man Working From Home Finally Ready To Start Day Now That Wife And Kids Are In Bed
ROCHESTER, MN — Business could finally get done after a local man who works from home was finally ready to…
NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday there was absolutely no usage of…
World Heath Organization Warns Trump Funding Cuts May Delay Release Of New Pandemic
GENEVA — World Health Organization (WHO) leaders are sounding the alarm Thursday, warning that President Trump’s temporary freeze on federal…
Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID
JORDAN — Newly translated clay tablets unearthed near the Dead Sea indicate that Sodom and Gomorrah was originally funded by…