Disgruntled Churchgoers Hold Up Protest Paddles
BLOOMINGTON, IN — The disaffected congregation of First Baptist Bloomingdale has decided to register their complaints silently by holding up…
Day: March 9, 2025
🎤 R. Kelly Rocks the Charts from Behind Bars: ‘Cellblock Fantasies’ Hits No. 2 on Billboard! 🔥
In an exclusive interview from behind bars, R. Kelly revealed that his time in prison has been incredibly productive. “I…
Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They’re Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million
U.S. — Collective bargaining agreements for the WNBA took an unexpected turn as players demanded to be paid what they…
‘Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him’: RFK Jr. Announces Seal Team Six Has Neutralized The Kool-Aid Man
WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Seal Tim Six conducted a daring overnight raid and…