NBA To Allow LeBron James To Play In Giant Hamster Ball So Other Players Can’t Touch Him

NBA To Allow LeBron James To Play In Giant Hamster Ball So Other Players Can't Touch Him

LOS ANGELES, CA — In an unprecedented move intended to protect one of the league’s most valuable commodities, the NBA announced that it would allow LeBron James to play inside a giant hamster ball so other players can’t touch him.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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