The release of GTA 5 Enhanced on March 4th has sparked a whirlwind of emotions among gamers. Out of 19,772 reviews on Steam, only 54% are positive, making GTA 5 Enhanced the lowest-rated game in the series. Even Grand Theft Auto III – The Definitive Edition, with its 66% positive ratings, seems like a masterpiece in comparison. 😅
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The main complaints revolve around the inability to transfer progress in GTA Online. Rockstar’s support team is at a loss, leaving many players to start from scratch. But that’s not all! 💥
Some gamers who left negative reviews claim they’ve been visited by muscular thugs with Los Angeles accents. 💪 “They demand I remove my review, or they’ll ‘talk to me by the law of the streets.’ I didn’t even know streets had laws!” shared one affected gamer.
Social media has exploded with memes and jokes about the situation. Some users speculate it’s a new marketing ploy by the developers to boost sales. “Now I definitely want to buy the game to see what’s so special that people might come after me,” joked one Twitter user. 😂
Meanwhile, new reviews have appeared on Steam: “Great game, no thugs showed up. 10/10.” It seems the fear of “Los Angeles critics” is more effective than any advertisement. 🤔
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