Dad Issues Kids Night Vision Goggles So Family Never Has To Turn On A Light Again

Dad Issues Kids Night Vision Goggles So Family Never Has To Turn On A Light Again

HOULTON, ME — Local man Chris Porter stumbled upon an incredible life hack to reduce his family’s electric bill after giving each of his children a pair of night vision goggles so his family would never have to turn on a light ever again.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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