Courtney Love Withdraws UK Citizenship Application After Learning Britain Is the 51st U.S. State😡

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Rock Star vs. Geography: Courtney Love's UK Citizenship Drama 🎸🌍 4️⃣

LONDON 🏰 — In a shocking (but not really) announcement, legendary rocker 🎸 Courtney Love has withdrawn her UK citizenship application after a surprising discovery: Britain is actually the 51st state of the United States. 🤯

“Nobody told me! 😡” Love furiously tweeted. “I thought I was moving to a country with rich history 📜, culture 🎭, and a monarchy 👑, but turns out it’s just another overpriced tea-drinking ☕ state with worse weather than Seattle! 🌧️”

Courtney Love Discovers Britain Is Basically America, Freaks Out and Moves to France 🇬🇧➡️🇫🇷 2️⃣

According to sources, Love had always believed the UK was a sovereign nation, but her illusions were shattered when she overheard staff at the passport office casually discussing how “the Brits live in the 51st state, they just don’t admit it.” Panicked, the star immediately Googled “Is the UK part of the US? 🤨” and was left completely bewildered.

“I didn’t sign up to live in another U.S. state! 🇺🇸 I already survived California, no thanks! 🙅‍♀️” she told fans.

Geography and common sense experts 🧠🗺️ attempted to explain that Britain is, in fact, an independent country, but Love refused to listen, insisting that “if there are this many Starbucks ☕ and American TV shows 📺 on, then it’s obviously a U.S. colony.”

In protest 😤, Love announced she would remain in Paris 🇫🇷, declaring, “At least in France, they don’t pretend to be independent while actually being America’s favorite tourist attraction.”

Buckingham Palace representatives 🏰 responded to the news with traditional British politeness by pretending nothing had happened. 🤷‍♂️

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