Like Caesar Holding Thumb Over Bloody Colosseum, Man Writes Scathing One-Star Review Of Toaster Oven

Like Caesar Holding Thumb Over Bloody Colosseum, Man Writes Scathing One Star Review Of Toaster Oven

ROCHESTER, NY — Local man Gary Simpson channeled all the rage and power of Caesar passing judgment in the Colosseum as he left a brutal one-star review on a toaster oven he bought on Amazon.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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