In the world of the film industry, where something incredible happens every day, Marvel has once again surprised everyone. At a recent cast announcement for the movie “Avengers: Doomsday,” viewers were stunned to see… chairs instead of the familiar faces of their favorite actors. Yes, you heard that right! 🪑 Marvel decided that chairs could handle the roles just as well as Hollywood stars. And this isn’t a joke, but a brilliant plan to save on the budget. Why pay millions to actors when you can just place a chair and stick a character’s name on it? 🎬
Marvel’s management is confident that chairs have no less charisma than their living counterparts. “We always strive for innovation,” said studio representatives. “Chairs are the future of the film industry. They don’t demand fees, don’t throw tantrums on set, and are always ready to work.” 🤔 However, it soon became clear that the costs of wood for producing such a large number of chairs were too high. As a result, Marvel had to reconsider their plans and abandon this idea. 🪑
🤯 Shock! Chairs Instead of Actors in “Avengers: Doomsday”? Marvel Changed Their Plans! 📽️
After the public’s strong reaction and the realization that wood isn’t the cheapest material, Marvel decided to shelve this revolutionary project. But insiders say the idea of chair-actors isn’t dead yet. “We’re just waiting for the right moment to revisit this concept,” they say at the studio. “Maybe in the next film, we’ll see not only chairs but other pieces of furniture in leading roles.” 🛋️
Of course, social media groups couldn’t resist trolling. Memes have already appeared online where chairs discuss their fees and working conditions. “The chair with Tony Stark’s name demands a separate trailer and a personal masseuse,” users joke. 🤣 In any case, Marvel has once again managed to draw attention to their project, and now everyone is eagerly waiting to see what happens next. Maybe in the next film, we’ll see chairs saving the world from another threat? 🌍
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