Dodgers Bankrupted As Trump Places 25% Tariff On Japanese Players
LOS ANGELES, CA — Major League Baseball’s hottest franchise suddenly and unexpectedly announced the suspension of all operations today, as…
Month: April 2025
Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into…
BREAKING: Economy
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📽️ New “American Psycho”: Why Trump is the Best Choice for Bateman? 🤑
Hollywood is buzzing with a sensational announcement—director Luca Guadagnino, known for his unconventional approaches, has revealed that he has found…
Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen
Read MoreThe OnionAfter performing as a musical guest on the show to promote his upcoming album, Morgan Wallen made headlines…
Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six…
Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife
U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker’s 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday…
Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?
For people who claim to speak “English,” the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to…
U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts
Read MoreThe OnionThe abrupt cancellation of government funding for programs to help food banks distribute healthy, local food is being…
SeaWorld Visitors Delighted By Live Garbage-Patch Feeding
Read MoreThe OnionSAN DIEGO—With the spellbound audience in the Marine Trash Experience amphitheater shouting and squealing with excitement, SeaWorld visitors…