Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant 👴🎸😂
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! 👴🎸 In a groundbreaking interview…
Month: May 2025
🤯 SHOCKER! Marvel Caught RED-HANDED?! “Thunderbolts” Trailer FULL of FAKE Scenes?! Harbour SPILLS THE TEA! ☕️🔥
Oh, for the love of God, somebody hold my beer! 🍺 It looks like the House of Mouse and its…
New, Improved Hymnals To Include Silly Songs With Larry
U.S. — The Baptist Church has released a new, improved hymnal which contains all of the Silly Songs sung by…
Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security 👴🤘🎸
OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🤘 Like, who even HAS that…
Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)
John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly 🙄🎸🤘).
🎸🚨 OMG! John 5, bless his heart, just dropped a “one-take” playthrough of Mötley Crüe’s “Dogs Of War”! 🐶⚔️ Prepare…
Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! 🤪💰🎉
OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one 😉), have decided…
Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? 🙄Good luck with that, buddy! 🤣🎸💀
Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. 🥁🎤🎸 Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…