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Day: May 2, 2025

Democrats Warn Cutting State Propaganda Will Lead To Fascism
Babylon Bee

Democrats Warn Cutting State Propaganda Will Lead To Fascism

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats sounded an alarm Friday, warning that cutting funding for state-sponsored propaganda programs would lead to…

Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease
The Onion

Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA study in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that semaglutides, such as Ozempic and Wegovy, may…

Good News: The Duck Hunt Dog Has Passed Away
Babylon Bee

Good News: The Duck Hunt Dog Has Passed Away

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025

KYOTO — The “Duck Hunt Dog” from the classic video game Duck Hunt has died, Nintendo announced Friday.   Read MoreBabylon…

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
The Onion

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionEDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Scolding thousands of employees for letting themselves become distracted from their schooling, Rockstar Games announced Friday that…

OMG! 👴🎸👴 Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! 🦖🤘😂
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OMG! 👴🎸👴 Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! 🦖🤘😂

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill 🤕, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂
Breaking

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill 🤕, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🤣), finally…

EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity 🚀🔥🤡
Breaking

EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity 🚀🔥🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…

Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal
The Onion

Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Signing the executive order just minutes after storming off the set, President Donald Trump revoked federal funding for…

Pitching Machine Tosses No-Hitter Against Local Dad
Babylon Bee

Pitching Machine Tosses No-Hitter Against Local Dad

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025

RANCHO-CUCAMONGA, CA — In a historic display of baseball prowess, a pitching machine tossed a no-hitter against local dad Keith…

🎮 GTA 6 postponed for the DUMBEST reason: not enough whip-crackers!  The laziest juniors just sabotaged Release of the Year
🚨 Grand Theft Auto 6 DELAYED till 2026! Fans and investors FREAK OUT — Has Rockstar LOST it?
Games News

🎮 GTA 6 postponed for the DUMBEST reason: not enough whip-crackers!  The laziest juniors just sabotaged Release of the Year

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Alright, invisible keyboard warriors and armchair generals, put down your Mountain Dew and Cheetos — it’s time to talk about…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to authenticity.

  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

  3. Bleach on 🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬April 25, 2025

    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

  4. Crazy Eights on Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉April 25, 2025

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  5. Sleek Assassin on 🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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