News that makes you want to howl!
OMG! 😱 Did you HEAR?! Someone actually FILMED Metallica playing “Creeping Death” in Syracuse! 🙄 I mean, who cares, right?…
WACO, TX — The gathered crowds broke out into deafening cheers as smoke rose from Buc-ee’s this afternoon, indicating fresh…
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump’s administration said that it is going to pay immigrants who are in the United States…
Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! 😱 Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…
U.S. — Fox News has announced that it is ready to officially project the winner of the papacy, calling the…
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! 😱 Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump is directing the reopening and expansion of Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The national movement to require everyone to convert their forms of identification continued to receive pushback as…
SAN FRANCISCO — Nicolas Cage has successfully infiltrated Alcatraz after being tapped by President Trump to reoccupy the famous island…
😱 Alright, hold onto your wrinkle creams and maybe clutch your pearls — Hollywood is once again determined to test…
