The internet just exploded with a bombshell for movie buffs, political junkies, and conspiracy theorists alike — a 10-minute teaser of the full-length sequel to the cult 2015 short film «Kung Fury» has dropped. Who would’ve thought that this gloriously ridiculous parody action flick, packed with 80s pop culture throwbacks and pure trash vibes, would turn out to be the official launchpad for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s full-throttle presidential campaign for 2028?
That’s right, folks: Arnold — aka The Terminator, The Governator, and muscle-bound legend — is back on the political stage, and «Kung Fury II: The Movie» is his mega high-octane campaign ad. Despite the pesky fact that Arnold technically can’t run — because, you know, he wasn’t born in the U.S. — the actor-turned-politician is dead set on making America «great» again in the most batshit-crazy way possible.
The teaser features Hollywood heavyweights like Michael Fassbender and, of course, Arnold himself — basically mocking themselves with that classic «too cool for school» 80s attitude but with a twist of political insanity. Here, Arnold isn’t just an action hero; he’s the symbol of a neon-lit, muscle-bound storm of the 80s about to slam America right back into the chaos of mixtapes, acid wash jeans, and endless mullets. If you look closer, «Kung Fury II» feels like a political trash-meme handbook for the TikTok generation, loaded with savage trolling of every group you can imagine: smug hipsters, plant-munching vegans, woke rap activists, and even… cactus rights warriors. 🌵 Because apparently, here comes a hard dose of anti-political correctness served with a side of nuclear sarcasm.
And what can we say about Arnold, promising to «make America great» — it sounds about as believable as trying to put a T-Rex on a gluten-free diet. 🍖🥑 Regardless of legal technicalities, his campaign looks exactly like this movie: funny, loud, and absolutely bonkers. And that’s the whole point. «Kung Fury II» is morphing from a dusty retro action flick into an eternal meme and the ultimate troll weapon that’ll haunt social media feeds for years to come.
If you thought the era of absurdity died in the 2020s, guess again. Arnold Schwarzenegger is taking the helm of America right now, spreading the gospel of the 80s’ muscle and neon chaos. And with him goes the perfectly dumb, outrageously contagious aesthetic of «Kung Fury» — seemingly designed to drive the most fragile woke activists, feminists, BLM warriors, and all other hashtagged heroes absolutely bonkers. After all, what’s better than a big ol’ serving of sarcasm paired with muscle-bound madness and parallel dimensions? 😎
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
