“Short Films: We Swear They’re Actually Short (Opening Night 2025 – Pray for Us)”

OMG! 😱 Rooftop Films is hosting a “short film” fest at Green-Wood Cemetery (500 25th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11232) on May 16th! Doors at 7:45 PM. Get ready for films, Q&A, and an after-party!💀 Seriously, who wants to party in a graveyard?👻

Gold Casio performs at 8:15 PM, because alien disco is *exactly* what dead people crave. Films start at 9:00 PM, followed by a riveting Q&A at 10:30 PM. After-party at 10:40 PM! 🥂

R train to 25th St or B63 bus. Street parking only, good luck! Chairs provided, but bring your own blanket if you want to be extra cozy with the deceased. No outside booze, but snacks are cool. 🙄 It’s gonna be a 5-6 min hike UP a hill. Accessible, supposedly. Call 718-417-7362 if you have issues.

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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