NYC’s 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly

NYC's 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly

The NYC Department of Small Business Services (SBS) is hosting the NYC Small Business Month Expo! Get “free” info (lol), resources, and “direct” services*. Prepare for bureaucracy! 🤪

Access 100+ “free” city programs. Yeah, right:

  • FASTER permits? Suuuure.
  • Financing? Good luck!
  • Hire workers? They quit after 5 min.
  • Gov contracts? Dream on!
  • Networking (awkward silence)

*NEW! On-site consultations! (Financing? LOL!) M/WBE cert? Good luck! Gov contracts? HA!). Check your email (spam) for a timeslot. Don’t hold your breath.

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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