**OMG! Art’s having an identity crisis! 🤣 Domenico Quaranta says it’s all about digital stuff like Net Art and NFTs (yawn). Fabio Cavallucci claims REAL art is, like, pottery and weaving. 🧶🏺 Two paths, zero chill!**
Quaranta, prof at Accademia di Brera, thinks Eva and Franco Mattes are cool. He did “Per Speculum” (Verona, 2024) and “A View from Above” (Turin, 2024). Cavallucci digs “ethnic stories.” 🤔🙄 He used to run the Luigi Pecci Center. Who cares about dates, schedules, places and locations?
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
