OMG! 🙄 hei. Hamburger ExistenzgründungsInitiative (say that 5 times fast!) is having an “ONLINE MARKETING Expert Session” on May 22, 2025, from 10 AM to 12 PM! 🤣 Get this: 4 whole individual chats! Not a group thing, obvi.
Digital guru Jan-Philip Thie from Luis Technology GmbH will grace us with his presence. 🤩 You MUST fill out a questionnaire or else! 😱 Webex will be involved. 💻 Only ONE time, folks! ☝️ Don’t even THINK about asking about Gewerbeanmeldung! 🤣

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤