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Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…
NEWPORT BEACH, CA — Chipotle executives unveiled plans today for the restaurant chain to somehow get even worse. Read MoreBabylon…
CHAPEL HILL, NC — Sources close to Jordon Hudson confirmed today that the 24-year-old has officially dumped Bill Belichick for…
FORT WAYNE, IN — Handbell choir conductor Matthew Grey was recently forced to ask the congregation to stop yelling “FREEBIRD!”…
U.S. — Democrats have updated the famous “New Colossus” poem on the Statue of Liberty to simply read, “Give us…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats sounded an alarm Friday, warning that cutting funding for state-sponsored propaganda programs would lead to…
Read MoreThe OnionA study in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that semaglutides, such as Ozempic and Wegovy, may…
KYOTO — The “Duck Hunt Dog” from the classic video game Duck Hunt has died, Nintendo announced Friday. Read MoreBabylon…
Read MoreThe OnionEDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Scolding thousands of employees for letting themselves become distracted from their schooling, Rockstar Games announced Friday that…
OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…
