Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 🙄🎮💸
Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! 🎉 And guess what? They’ve managed…
Month: May 2025
Oh great, another isekai 🙄, Crunchyroll’s blessing us with “Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse” so we can all pretend we’re not tired of the same recycled plot 😴 on July 2nd
OMG, Crunchyroll is blessing us with ANOTHER isekai! 🙄 This time it’s called *Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse* – try saying…
Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! 👴🎸🇨🇱🤣
HOLY GUACAMOLE! 🥑 Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass…
Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
Read MoreThe OnionWhether you go to a restaurant or host an event in your home, brunch is a great way…
Desperate Singles Over 25 Trapped in Zoom Meeting
Tired of your friend’s dating woes? 🙄 PreAndRae’s YouTube channel is here to help! They’re offering 10-15 min Zoom interviews,…
New Pope Spends First Day Undoing All Of Former Pope’s Executive Orders
VATICAN CITY — According to Vatican officials, newly elected Pope Leo XIV spent the majority of his first day on…
So, you wanna know how pixels build (and obliterate) your social life? 😂🎮💔
Ah, yes, online games: the sacred battlegrounds where friendships are forged in the fires of rage-quitting and passive-aggressive “gg ez”…
God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
Read MoreThe OnionTHE HEAVENS—Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election arrived on His phone screen, the Lord Almighty…
Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)
Deathcore from Springfield, Massachusetts!
Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible
U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…