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Month: May 2025

🤯 SHOCKER! Marvel Caught RED-HANDED?! “Thunderbolts” Trailer FULL of FAKE Scenes?! Harbour SPILLS THE TEA! ☕️🔥
🚨 SCAM ALERT! Marvel's "Thunderbolts" Trailer is a LIE?! Actor Admits FAKE FOOTAGE! WHAT ELSE is Disney HIDING?! 🧐
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🤯 SHOCKER! Marvel Caught RED-HANDED?! “Thunderbolts” Trailer FULL of FAKE Scenes?! Harbour SPILLS THE TEA! ☕️🔥

FinnMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, for the love of God, somebody hold my beer! 🍺 It looks like the House of Mouse and its…

New, Improved Hymnals To Include Silly Songs With Larry
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New, Improved Hymnals To Include Silly Songs With Larry

FinnMay 4, 2025

U.S. — The Baptist Church has released a new, improved hymnal which contains all of the Silly Songs sung by…

Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security 👴🤘🎸
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Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security 👴🤘🎸

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🤘 Like, who even HAS that…

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)
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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly 🙄🎸🤘).
Breaking

John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly 🙄🎸🤘).

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

🎸🚨 OMG! John 5, bless his heart, just dropped a “one-take” playthrough of Mötley Crüe’s “Dogs Of War”! 🐶⚔️ Prepare…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! 🤪💰🎉
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! 🤪💰🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one 😉), have decided…

Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? 🙄Good luck with that, buddy! 🤣🎸💀
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Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? 🙄Good luck with that, buddy! 🤣🎸💀

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. 🥁🎤🎸 Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀💸
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀💸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

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