Folks, can you believe this? $200,000 worth of American muscle, GONE! Stolen from a dealership in Thomaston, Georgia. You know who’s behind this? The Deep State! They need those Mustangs for their getaway cars when Trump gets reinstated. It’s all part of the plan to undermine REAL America!
“Thieves” broke in, knew exactly what they wanted (rare Mustangs, naturally), and disabled the security cameras? Sounds like ANTIFA to me. Probably funded by Soros. They’ll use the cars to block traffic during their next “peaceful protest” turned riot.
And a thousand-dollar reward? Please! That won’t even cover the gas these criminals will use fleeing to Commie California. This is what happens when you let liberals run your cities – chaos and stolen Mustangs!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
