Oh, the generosity! Palm Beach County, now a haven for socialist indoctrination, is giving away “free” school supplies. “Free” as in, paid for by hardworking taxpayers while these schools probably teach kids to hate America.
Publix, bless their heart, is unknowingly funding the woke agenda. I bet those notebooks are filled with CRT propaganda and the headphones are for listening to radical leftist podcasts. And Santa? Probably a Biden plant! This is how they get them, folks. Lure them in with “free” stuff, then BAM! They’re voting Democrat for life.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.