Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t dot every ‘i’ and cross every ‘t’ in the case of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a criminal illegal alien. Cry me a river!
The liberal media is losing it because Trump didn’t bend over backwards to accommodate some lawbreaker. This guy was deported, then *gasp* had to face criminal charges! The horror! His lawyers are whining about court orders and “egregious” violations, but let’s be real: this is just another attempt to smear our great President and his efforts to secure our borders.
They claim the administration did “virtually nothing.” Good! Maybe they were busy actually protecting America instead of coddling criminals. The judge, probably another Obama appointee, is demanding documents and testimonies. It’s all a witch hunt, folks! They’re trying to find any excuse to undermine Trump’s policies and open the floodgates to illegals.
And of course, CNN throws in the usual garbage about “hasty attempts” and “constitutionally-guaranteed proceedings.” Newsflash: illegal aliens aren’t entitled to constitutional rights! They broke the law by coming here in the first place. This whole case is a joke, a desperate attempt by the left to sabotage Trump and his America First agenda. But we see through your lies, CNN! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
